A gentleman must do what he can to make ends meet, my boy.
Squiggly what the heck
He won’t take off an item of clothing until you solve a puzzle.
And if you have him down to his skivvies and you need to use a hint coin, the bulge in his speedo shrinks and he frowns at you.
"Descendant of Erdrick, listen now to my words."
"It is told that in ages past Erdrick fought demons with a Ball of Light."
"Then came the Dragonlord who stole the precious globe and hid it in the darkness.”
"Now, Adam, thou must help us recover the Ball of Light and restore peace to our land.”
"The Dragonlord must be defeated."
I bought a Game Boy Colour for this, and for Dragon Warrior III.
a kid from my school sent me a pic an elaborate painting of atticus finch shirtless smoking a blunt while a colt 45 is being poured on him along with a text that read “hot dad 2: dad harder” and this is the closest thing to a sext I have ever received
You neglected to mention the Tupac and Biggie cherubs how dare you.
look there’s a lot going on here it makes perfect sense that they’d forget some details
This is one of my favorite posts because that cat’s name is meatloaf
and hes just been sitting there with the money between his paws for who knows how long
Pretty sure I’ve reblogged this, but hell with it, imma reblog again.